I think I accidentally killed Billy Mays

June 25, 2009
Me: so I'm watching the news, and Michael Jackson died, and people are
FREAKING out. its insane.
Alonzo: yeah i read something that said the real michael jackson died in 1984
Me: literally or metaphorically?
Me: I'm going to become freakishly obsessed with a celebrity, like figure out
where they live and follow them around.
Me: Maybe that guy who does the oxy clean commercials...

I'm really sorry.


Posted by Posted by Mallory at Sunday, June 28, 2009
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1 comments:

Dave said...

With great power comes great responsibility, Mallory. Let this be a lesson to you.

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