Highlights from a seemingly uneventful day:
Mallory says:
EILJAH
Mallory says:
I cannot link you to my internet boyfriend from when I was 14.
Eli says:
hahaha what now?
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Mallory says:
if Robbie Blackwell never loved me, then i would have never learned of smegma (Seriously don't click that at work.)
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Mallory says:
I INVENTED PUFFY CROTCH.
Mallory says:
AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A PUFFY CROTCH IS.
Mallory says:
BECAUSE
Mallory says:
I HAVE THE ULTIMATE PUFFY CROTCH
Mallory says:
WHICH IS WHY NOBODY WILL EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME A SECOND TIME.
Sarah says:
lol. what. ever.
Mallory says:
maybe, MAYBE if I'm on the bottom.
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hobbes8u says:
I just sent this to my boss accidentally instead of you
hobbes8u says:
[14:09] Hobbes8u: I stink
[14:10] Hobbes8u: haha
[14:10] Hobbes8u: I sent that to the wrong person
Mallory says:
HA
hobbes8u says:
thank god I didn't say my balls hurt
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Mallory says:
give me a lyric that has to do with either penises or being smelly.
Sarah says:
HA HA HA
Sarah says:
feel a little poke comin through, on you
Mallory says:
Umm less boner-y
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4 comments:
That's a lot of too much information going on. I love it. It has been one of those days and I am deliriously tired. I think I hear voices.
Wait...I thought the puffy crotch was pants-induced. If you are having sex with your pants on, then THAT is the reason they don't want to have sex a second time. Just saying.
It's pants-induced if you are thin. Not so much the case with me..
Puffy crotch will be a topic for discussion at tonight's girls' night. Lisa, prepare to have your mind expanded.
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